Jesus Jumped Up Christ
Jesus Surfin on a Ritz
Holy Mary Mother of Pearl
Oh My Good God Damn
and with that i present to you,
the world's greatest fuckmonkey ever.
So I’m the world’s greatest babysitter/godmother….
hi kids, it's friday....and this makes me happy - not for any particiular reason, cause all days are fridays. but i'm glad for this.
so this is interesting - at least to me.
So while I may be here all alone, I did get a valentine’s call that was very sweet, and that’s cool.
actually like a number roll call.
remember that scene in "batman" where the joker says, "this town needs an emena?"
Fine. Now I "Must. Copy. STACEY."
ok i'll admit it. i didn't watch th grammy's last night. i flipped around, and did happen to catch Sir Paul.
Must. Copy. Stacey. Who Copied Dooce.
Four jobs I’ve had
1.Yogurt Shop counter sales, I worked there for ONE shift … then decided food service is NOT for me. Actually the serving of the food was fine – the cleaning of the yogurt machine was not.
2.After-School nanny for a couple of kids … until thru snooping I discovered their dad was the grand wizard for the KKK … wizard, dragon – something like that…needless to say, that job was OVER as soon as I knew that! 3.Victoria’s Secret – fun job actually, good times… except for crazy old man screaming at me on Christmas EVE that he needed a box - we of course were out of boxed ‘cause it was 6:30 CHRISTMAS EVE. He wouldn’t stop being an ass, so I had to ask him if I looked like the box fairy. Conversation stopper, that one
4.Case Worker, The Atlanta Housing Authority. Worst job ever, I wouldn’t wish that place on the people I dislike most on this planet. NO ONE deserves treatment like that.
Four movies I can watch over and over
1.Coal Miner’s Daughter
2.Thirteen going on Thirty
Comedies and Musicals … what a shock ….. NOT
Four places I have lived
1.San Antonio, Texas
2.Columbia, South Carolina
3.Charlotte, North Carolina
Four TV shows I love
2.What Not To Wear
4.The Dog Whisperer
Four places I’ve vacationed
1.San Francisco, California
2. New York, New York
3. St. Augustine, Florida
4. Savannah, Georgia
Four of my favorite dishes
2. Sesame Tofu
3. Dande’s Fried Chicken
4. Is ice cream a dish? Cake Batter Ice Cream, Cold Stone Creamery
Four sites I visit daily
4.The Numbers’ sites
places I would rather be right now
1.I’d like to be here 2 hours from now, when the main gays get here.
2.sephora with an unlimited budget
3.snuggling on the sofa with that boy.
4.and as always, on the coast of Ireland
*Rockstar *Hairbanger *Queen