Hi. You may know me. I once met a guy online who present me with a not as bizarre or demanding manifesto but still bizarre all the way down to having a nicely shaved triangle shaped "bush." He is now engaged to my friend.
HA--I'm new to the blogosphere but am loving your style--absolutely hilarious and well-written.
Ho-LEE Mary Mother of FUCK ME!are you kidding?the answer to that is no. i did some research. this cat's for REAL.really for real.for real?(bxzcp)
Jennifer Love Hewitt, that guy is crackers.
I appoint myself to shoot him graveyard dead. Please and thank you. Oh, and kick him in the nuts, prior to said shooting. That is all.
"graveyard dead"THAT is the phrase of the day.use it freely.
I'll be using "graveyard dead" today, thanks.
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