oh oh oh - get this.
THEY TOOK OUT THE COFFEE MACHINE FROM THE OFFICE
i don't know if you're hearing me people
they took out the coffee machine.
now we BRING our own coffee, sugar, creamer, filters EVERYTHING - all they provided was the machne - and now that's GONE ....
but mark my words tomorrow - you will see my fat ass happily seated at the desk with an entire CARAFE of coffee from the house - because as they like to say at the meetings ..
my name is allison, i'm a coffee-holic.
if a holic can be a 2 cupper a day ... cause i'm that girl. i need it - and believe me i'm sure after as few as 2 or 3 days without it .... someone around here will start bringing personal machines ... cause damn - we need it.
so in memory of our beloved friend ... please list all coffee songs/lyricscan think of here ....
so long old friend.
*Black Coffee in Bed - Squeeze
*"I like cream in my coffee ... and i like to sleep late on sunday and no body knows me like my baby" - Lyle Lovett
*"clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee...and you're so vain" - Carly Simon
*"One more cup of coffee for the road One more cup of coffee 'fore I go" - The White Stripes
*"It took a cup of coffee To prove that you don't love me " - Garbage
ok - that's all i have at the moment .... and i'm sad on the inside...
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cant type. hurts too much. oh. the atrocity. oh. the inhumanity. oh. the hatred.
That is SO many kinds of wrong.
can you tell why mary is my heterosexual life partner?
Because she needs the money?
no no no my friend with the tiny hands ... cause she's funny like that ... have i explained that i have a heterosexual life partner? ... and mary her own self has a gay husband - so the woman in her life is the heterosexual life partner and her hubby is her new come out - homosexual life partner ....
confused yet?
I DO NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT COFFEE. How can you stand it? I can't believe it. They provide everything here but we have to make it ourselves so my lazy ass stops at McDonalds.
BTW, my co-workers bought me a a sticker that is on my filing cabinet that says, "No Coffe, No Workie"!
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