Tuesday, March 28, 2006
lookit, an update.

a neighborhood rant.

for you.


Neighbor #1.

MOW YOUR GODDAMN YARD. seriously, it's like what 18 inches high now. MOW IT

Neighbor #2

Your tent, patio thing, whatever it's called; blew down in the storm LAST FUCKIN WEEK. seriously, last week, fix it or toss it, i don't care which, but do something about it.

Cul-de-sac people

You have backyards. you have fences ... can you see where this is headed. GET IN THE YARD AND OUT OF THE STREET.

More Cul-de-sac people

1. We have gas lamps, we have them for a reason, i didn't WANT to have to spend $700 bucks to get mine replaced, but we moved into a neighborhood with a HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION. The lamps are required, frekin fix em.

2. You may notice this big room attached to your house. It's big enough to fit 2 cars. CARE TO TAKE A GUESS AT WHAT IT'S FOR?? Clean out your frekin garage and put your cars in them, know how much better the place would look if you did?!

3. I appreciate that you wanna listen to music while you work in the yard, hell, i do it too .... however, get this skippy, maybe i DON'T wanna listen to lynard skynard full tilt at 9am on a saturday. and really, if you have a leaf blower goin... you're not gonna hear it anyway. i've lived in the south ALL MY LIFE, believe me when i tell you - the radio station WILL play " sweet home alamama" again, probably within the hour.

Dog Owners.

it's called YOUR YARD. that is where they shit.


ok, i think i'm done for now.

( oh, and the next person who refers to this time of my life as 'free time' as in, well now you have all this 'free time'....i will see that your are cut.)

posted by Allie @ 3/28/2006 07:17:00 PM
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5 Comments:

At 11:32 PM, Anonymous inky said...

Hi. I'm moving out of the Homeowner's Association for the very reason why you wrote that post. I've had it up to HERE with dog feces, loud music, door slammings, abusing your 3 year old child next door, people constantly knocking on my door till 11pm on school nights to complain some more....and parking parking parking problems up the ass. Keeping my fingers crossed I'm out before I turn 39 in July.

 
At 1:52 AM, Blogger Kristin said...

Yeah what Inky said. Want my Breeders to move in there?

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Tasty said...

Gah, humans! What is wrong with them?!!!

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Champagnelady59 said...

ROTFLMAO - I thought chicago was the only place that people used their garage as a 'storage room' and then complained that there was no place to park on the street.

I get the radio in the yard thing too...our neighbor did this all the time and drove me nuts.

Want me to come down there and get Yankee on their butts?

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger M'Ary* said...

This is why I live in BFE. I'd so be one of the people you're complaining about!! LOL.

 

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