a neighborhood rant.

for you.


Neighbor #1.

MOW YOUR GODDAMN YARD. seriously, it's like what 18 inches high now. MOW IT

Neighbor #2

Your tent, patio thing, whatever it's called; blew down in the storm LAST FUCKIN WEEK. seriously, last week, fix it or toss it, i don't care which, but do something about it.

Cul-de-sac people

You have backyards. you have fences ... can you see where this is headed. GET IN THE YARD AND OUT OF THE STREET.

More Cul-de-sac people

1. We have gas lamps, we have them for a reason, i didn't WANT to have to spend $700 bucks to get mine replaced, but we moved into a neighborhood with a HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION. The lamps are required, frekin fix em.

2. You may notice this big room attached to your house. It's big enough to fit 2 cars. CARE TO TAKE A GUESS AT WHAT IT'S FOR?? Clean out your frekin garage and put your cars in them, know how much better the place would look if you did?!

3. I appreciate that you wanna listen to music while you work in the yard, hell, i do it too .... however, get this skippy, maybe i DON'T wanna listen to lynard skynard full tilt at 9am on a saturday. and really, if you have a leaf blower goin... you're not gonna hear it anyway. i've lived in the south ALL MY LIFE, believe me when i tell you - the radio station WILL play " sweet home alamama" again, probably within the hour.

Dog Owners.

it's called YOUR YARD. that is where they shit.


ok, i think i'm done for now.

( oh, and the next person who refers to this time of my life as 'free time' as in, well now you have all this 'free time'....i will see that your are cut.)