Who is the marketing genius behind the “Rooms to Go” commercials.
If you don’t have this store near you let me a.) bid you “CHEW ME” ‘cause you don’t have to hear this shit daily and b.) paint you a loverly picture of this commercial.
There is a man and woman on a sofa ( way too happy about this sofa unless it’s vibrating or has a hidden keg in it ) and the assmonkey sales lady in a chair next to them….
And they start breaking into song … to the tune of “tomorrow” from annie.
Something along the lines of “ deliver tomorrow – rooms to go delivers it tomorrow, when you buy today” then the delivery truck driver ( who I have on good authority is NOT a member of the teamsters ) starts singing too…
Well fuckers, what do you do when I burst into spontaneous uncontrollable diarrhea from this adventure in advertising…
You know they have a song for that too…
“when you’re sliding into home –and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea.”