Friday, February 11, 2005
newest Delta Tau Chi name

so if you've been around for more than an hour -you probably have noticed that i am a fan of the nickname ...if you're my friend ( or mortal enemy ) you probably have a nickname from me. These are good things, they are chosen carefully - and generally last a lifetime.

Stacey ( #5 ) has a few nicknames we use for her that are all wonderful each in their own right ... but last friday...well, she gained another name.

Stacey and Lola had just ( really JUST ) gotten to my house and we had to turn around and go fetch christel .... so i'm driving stacey's car - mary is sitting next to me and stacey is laying on the backseat telling stories and laughing ..... so stacey is telling us about her new beau ... for which i am jealous....and in telling this story - she gave the punchline...and i gave the new name.

So this new man is really a mere boy ( but as i have spoken with him several times on the phone - i know he can hang and is good people ) ... and at his work there are many young things that flirt with him. By young - i mean 17 years old. In people years .. not dog years. So, the boy says to stacey " how do i tell them that they are too young, that i'm interested in people twice their age ...."

then stacey says it ...


wait....

keep waiting ....


"PLUS ONE"

get it - 17 x 2 + 1.

that is funny, i don't care who you are.

so tasty's newest nickname is "Plus One"

and i should get some sorta of special driving award for not running off the road with that one.

posted by Allie @ 2/11/2005 10:09:00 AM
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4 Comments:

At 11:45 AM, Anonymous Champagnelady59 said...

Now the winner of the "DRIVING WHILE HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING" Prize goes to........

bitchcakes!!!

That's hysterical.

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Tasty said...

For those of you playing along at home, the new boy was born in 1980. Please install him on your flowchart AT THE TOP. He's awesome.

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger Madley said...

Yes, PLUS ONE is great!... so by your calculations I should be checkin' out MENBOYS born in 1976...

44 divided by 2 = 22
22 age of girls oogling him
+7 age of ManBoy (like your 24/17 ration)
born in 1976! YIKES

Plus one... yeah, I'll be 45 in a ocuple months... hell, I can hang with that -- if Tasty can, why NOT?! :) She's having so much fun!

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger amy said...

i really must be getting sick cuz i don't get it. sniff sniff. i also dont have any cool friend name from you either. sniff sniff. that's ok. it'll just be me, bridget jones and mark darcy tonight.

 

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